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Hard drive: OK
Soft drive: OK
CD rom drive: OK
CPU:OK
Boot Disk: Smelly 
RAM: Horned
Password:********: OK

Location Database:

Mushroom Kingdom: 
	Location of the Super Mario Bros. (in game)
	Capital City: Toad Town
	Largest City: Diamond city
	Chief Exports: Mushrooms, Fire Flowers,
	currency: mushroom coins/ruppies
	ruler: Princess "Peach" Toadstool
	criminals: Bowser, Bowser Jr.

Beanbean Kingdom:
	Mushroom Kingdom's nearinst neighbor (and not in game)
	Capital City: Bean Town
	Largest city:  "     "
	Chief exports: Beans of all kinds
	Currencey: Beanbean coins
	Ruler: Queen bean
	Criminals: Fawful, Cakaletta (dead?)

Hyrule:
	Home of the world's larget collection of ancent artifacts (in game)
	Capital city: Castle Town
	Largest city:   "      "
	Chief exports: None
	Currentcy: Ruppies
	Ruler: Princess Zelda
	Criminals: None

Dark wastelands: 
	Thought to be the old hyrule (not in game, I think)
	Capital city: none
	Largest city: none
	Cheif Exports: Evil
	Currentcy: Ruppies, if anyone sells things there still.
	Ruler: the so-called "Master of darkness"
	Criminals: all enhabitents

Person data base:

Link: 
the hero of time, (and coincidently the name of the hero of winds). not much is known about him, except he destroyed the evil fiend Ganon (or Ganondorf).

Wario:
 he would be Mario's evil twin, if he were related. he's short and fat and greedy. he made Wario Ware inc. to make money for himself. he doesent pay his employies, yet they keep coming back... 

Mario: dont you know who mario is? if you dont, do a Wikipedia search on him.

Fawful: the former lackey to the (formerly assumed dead) witch Cackletta, Fawful was thust out of bowser's flying castle by the Super Mario Bros. He was assumed dead also until the Beanbean police found him on headstone island. he was last seen fleeing from athorities by paddleing out to sea twords the sunken (and off limits) fixture known as the Tower of the Gods. oddly enough,  hyrule and the beanbean kingdom haven't gone to any means of finding him.

Ganon (or Ganondorf): the evil being that the hero of time stoped years ago.

9-volt: employie of Wario Ware inc. and hero of the game.  he loves NES games more than anything else. he wears a yellow helmet, a red shirt, and a green visor on his helmit. also, his head looks pritty big, it's a wonder his neck doesn't hurt! 

18-volt, Mona, Orbilon, Dribble and Spitz, Dr.Crygor, Jimmy, and Mike: Employies of Wario Ware. inc. there not that impotant in this game. they are, respectivly, 9-volt's best friend, a pizza dilivery girl, a 2000 year old alien, a cat and dog cabbie duo, a mad scientest, a disco dancer, and a kariokie robot. look, I dont make this stuff up, O.K.?.






